"I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadain, the heir of Isildur Elendil’s son of Gondor."
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA cosplay my otp with me pls i will love you so much
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."
The next time I face an enemy I’ll start singing and challenge him to a dance off
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
The flames crackled softly, and in their crackling she heard the whispered name Jon Snow.
this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen
this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
I was tagged by awesome gabriellovescandy ♥
Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.
1. The Perks of being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
2. The Children of Hurín by J.R.R Tolkien
3. The Mercy Falls Trilogy by Maggie Stiefvater
4. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
5. White Fang by Jack London
6. Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater
7. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
8. A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin
9. The Fault in our Stars by John Green
10. Tod und Trüffel by Carsten Sebastian Henn
The art of shaving Dick.