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caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

the last comment makes it perfect

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

the last comment makes it perfect

thrancly:

the 14th gif in your gif folder is your icon’s reaction walking in on you naked

brother-adam:

shieldofeden:

datfamilybusiness:

run-lonely-tardis-man:

deansass:

this is mine. im offended.

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If it makes you feel any better, this is mine:

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

jacklesonmymind:


bowlegsintheimpala:

3.07

oh my gosh.  dreamy eyes.  they wrote that song for you.

jacklesonmymind:

bowlegsintheimpala:

3.07

oh my gosh.  dreamy eyes.  they wrote that song for you.

So I’m sure nobody will really read this, but let me tell you my story.

I’m 17 and many will think ‘what story’ because I’m young. But I have gone through much already. Problems like future problems, borderline and ignoring parents face me every day. I commited suicide 2 times now but never managed it. First I cut my veins with 14. There was much blood but I did not died obviously. At my second try I swalloed like 40 sleeping pills at one time. But I had to throw up again. That was 2 days ago.

My parents hit me often. They did like every day when I was a kid, since I’m as tall as them they don’t do that often anymore. Until class 9 I was bullied by like everyone in my school because i’m overweight. Then I found a friend in my psychology lessons and with her I got more friends. My friends are my family. I don’t want to see my parents as family and other family members aren’t left. But since we all ‘grow up’ almost all of my friends have a boy-/girlfriend. And I feel alone again.

Last year then I met a nice guy who is 8 years older than I was. I liked him, he liked me. I wasn’t sure what to think about because of the huge age difference. He wanted me to try it. So we did. In the end when I started to really love him he went off again. Maybe that’s how life of a teen should look like I don’t know.

Other weird facts about me: My best friends is from Portugal, so 3 countries far from me (I’m german) and I wish I could finally meet him in person after we skype every weekend for the last 4 years but we both don’t have money to do this. I get panics attacs when I see a man with steel blue eyes because I was abused by such a man when I was a kid. I’m kinda in love with a british boy what is really shit because of the distance. My family calls me stupid for still being a virgin and don’t have a boyfriend. I love cows. I’m a really messed up person. I cut myself. I’m overacting aggressive. I hate myself.

Can you hear the chorus of “yes” heard around the planet?

the-majesty-of-moriarty:

reblogallthenerdythings:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

northernpansy:

supernatural is literally a show where the bad guys are mass murderers and the good guys are also mass murderers

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doctor who is literally a show where the bad guys threaten to commit genocide and the good guys actually commit genocide

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Sherlock is literally a show about a bad guy who kills for fun and a smart guy who kills the bad guy then kills himself and that was not very fun.
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coffeeandclara:

Dear people excited for season 10 and Deanmon,

Reblog this so I can find you and befriend you.

Love, Me.

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect